In honor of some incredible quotes given by the National Cattlemen's Beef Association, I give you "What if they replaced chocolate with beef?":

1. A medium ground-beef milkshake.
2. A can of beef-covered ants.
3. A bowl of Count Beefula cereal. After you eat the cereal, you can sip the now-beefy milk.
4. Beef-chip cookies.
5. Creamy beef-mousse.
6. Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Serendipitously, Harry Reese dropped a butchered cow into a vat of peanut butter. A new candy was born.
7. Multi-purpose beef syrup.
8. Beef-covered strawberries are dead-sexy.
9. A kosher-friendly 1lb Milk-beef bar, with peanuts (warning for those with peanut allergy: contains peanuts).