The beginner casts his eye about the chess board, looking lovingly at his well-manicured Knights, his pointed Bishop and all powerful Queen.

With a sudden gleam he thrusts a pawn forward! Ooops! He tries another. Phew! That one was legal.

When it's his turn to move again, he proudly moves his Rook. Such daring! Such wit!

signed,
ChessMaster 9000