Terrible Tarot Jokes! (Silly)
1. What was little Tarot when he was first given his name?
Answer: He was Tarot-fied!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2. What do you call it when Tarot tells a bunch of lies?
Answer: Tarot-bull!
3. What type of cat is Tarot?
Answer: A Tarot-nasaurus (devon) Rex!
4. What is just above Tarot's paw?
Answer: A Tarot-wrist!
Now make up your own Tarot jokes and post them here!
Posted by
dave
on Friday, April 25, 2003 at 04:34 PM
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Posted by geena on April 25, 2003 05:11 PM
I would like to point out that *I* came up with Tarotbul when he was meowing... a LOT... about nothing.
I said that his life now was just Tarrrrotbul. :-)
Posted by tennille on April 27, 2003 09:33 AM
i think you've topped anything i could think of ;P
Posted by K on April 27, 2003 09:37 AM
What kind of cards would Tarot play with!
Answer: Cats can't play cards!
Posted by petehed on April 28, 2003 08:44 AM
what am I going to do if I hear another one of these jokes?
Tarot-f my ears
Posted by dave on April 28, 2003 09:41 AM
petehed,
You win!
dave
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