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Spam Flu (Silly)

From: Enedina <iYgr@mail.com>
To: recipients
Subject: MAKE YOUR OWN FLU VACINE!

FACT #1: 200,000 Americans died from influenza during October, 1918.

FACT #2: It takes 6 months or more for companies to mass-produce the flu vaccine.

FACT #3: This year's flu vaccine stockpiles are already running dangerously low.

Let's face it, the flu is very dangerous, and you need to protect yourself and your family from this soon-to-be pandemic. You can bet that President George W. Bush got his flu shot this year, but what about you!? There isn't enough vaccine for average folks like yourself to stay protected. The government can't protect you, but thank God, you can help yourself.

You can make your own flu vaccine using simple materials available at any farm. With only a small sample of the neighborhood flu, a fertilized chicken egg, and an easy to come by household-variety detergent, you can make your own vaccine.

As much as I'd like to make these instructions available for free, I cannot do so due to several US patents. However, I am willing to send you these instructions for a small fee to cover my shipping expenses. I assure you, this is not a scam. The scammers are the American corporations that are suppressing this life-saving information for their own profits.

Send a $25 check to:

P.O. Box 1872
**** Erased ****
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and I'll immediately send the very easy to understand instructions to the address you indicate. My instructions are available in English and Spanish.

DO NOT TAKE ANY MORE CHANCES WITH YOUR FAMILIES LIVES!!!

Sincerely,
Enedina

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