The guy at the mattress store, today, was giving Geena and I a relatively hard sell. The hard sell wasn't as bad as one of our car shopping experiences, but the mattress guy did say something along the lines of "you probably should be laying on your back for this part of the presentation", when I moved from my back to my side. After that point, I was afraid to move until he told me so. Laying on your side wasn't until later in the presentation.

So anyways, after he had us try three different mattresses, he prematurely started to get out the paperwork and said "you need to make sure you buy an excellent top of the line mattress; Afterall, what is the most important furniture in your home?" I replied: "the toilet".