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19,000 Big Macs (SuperInformation)

"I have no idea how long I'm going to live. I'm just going to keep eating Big Macs," Don Gorske said.

Don made that comment back when he had only eaten 18,000 McDonald's Big Macs. Now he has eaten 19,000 Big Macs.

I just wrote a paragraph that described how I felt the last time I ate a McDonald's Quarter Pounder with Cheese, but I deleted it because I didn't want to shock and awe anybody.

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Posted by K on March 22, 2003 07:40 PM

I wish I could have been there to see that. As I remember, I was in Arizona at the time. I came back and poof, you were a vegetarian. I said, "is it for health reasons, or ethical reasons?" And you said "for grossed out reasons."

"Well, I sort of noticed that I hadn't eaten any meat for a week or two... so I went to McDonald's and ordered a Quarter Pounder with Cheese. I ate it, and my stomach immediately mounted a 'shock and awe' campaign against me, right there in the hard plastic booth. Let me tell you, if we ever decide to go back to war with Iraq, we should do it like this."

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