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The Snowboarding Assassin (Silly)

Today, when I woke up at 8:30 (am :)), I remembered the very end of my dream. In the dream, President GWB was snowboarding in some half-pipes. I wish I could remember how well he did, but I can't. Anyways, he was going up and down the half-pipes, and then some other snowboarder came out of nowhere and collided with our president.

Soon after seeing that odd scene, I heard the news (still in my dream), and they said the President was "clipped" by an unknown assassin, and went on to say GWB was dead.

Strange, eh?

On a possibly unrelated note, I looked up assassin at dictionary.com to make sure I spelled it right, and I found this surprising word origin (this is an excerpt):

They were members of a secret Islamic order originating in the 11th century who believed it was a religious duty to harass and murder their enemies. The most important members of the order were those who actually did the killing. Having been promised paradise in return for dying in action, the killers, it is said, were made to yearn for paradise by being given a life of pleasure that included the use of hashish

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Posted by petehed on February 16, 2003 12:34 PM

now, they just give speed to fighter pilots...

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