Chapter 1. Introducing Craigee

One day, there was a dog named Craigee. There was something special about that 60 pound green dog. You see, Craigee was a hip dude. He was well versed in all of the latest hip hop badonka donk. When it came to donk, all of the other dogs truly admired Craigee's unbridled enthusiasm. But when it came to helping Santa Claus bite burglars, Craigee was no help, at all.

Chapter 2. The Badonka Dilemma

*bark*

*ruff*

*bark bark*

*ruff*

Chapter 3. The Inspiration of Perspiration

Craigee ran and ran and ran. All of the other dog's were making fun of him. Why are they making fun of Craigee? Because Craigee is green, and barks instead of ruffs. Regardless of Craigee's knowledge of hip hopped badonka, the other dogs still made fun of him.

But then one day, Craigee ran and ran farther and faster than he ever ran before. The other dogs tried to chase him down and bite his tail, but Craigee was too fast. But besides being too fast for the other dogs, there was one other thing that kept the other mean puppy perps at bay: sweat! The faster Craigee ran, the faster Craigee perspirated (through his mouth). All the saliva sweat ran down Craigee's cheek and formed a long trench of salisweat. *slip* *slide* *sladongle*. Each dog would *bark*, and then slip down to the ground right before they could latch onto Craigee's tail.

Craigee was sure teaching all of those other dogs a lesson they would never forget.

Chapter 4. Santa Claus

Craigee's new super-perspirating powers would not go unnoticed by Mr. St. Nick. Santa always had his eyes open for new big dogs that could bite the burglars. Our hero, Craigee, was found.

Chapter 5. The Christmas Miracle

This story ends.

Merry Christmas!